Its been a Year since the Fat Nerd has blessed you with my supreme wisdom. Much love to all my playaz who been checkin up on me and miss the shows. But fear not! I AM BACK! And I’m ready to roll. In this show, Im just speakin on why I left for a year, and giving some updates on my love and hate relationship with Cry baby Nish. Stay tuned, much more soon to come!
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Not gonna say much about this show. I want it to be a surprise. I answer a e-mail from a cat who would like to see a colaboration between me and another very popular podcaster. I end up giving him some information about the history between me and this other podcaster that began in 2004. I also end up critiquing this other podcasters latest venture. Click the link and find out who I am talking about! One.
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LAZY PUSSY – This is when there is no movement on the woman’s part
except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She
says faster, faster but still is not putting any effort into the
action at hand.
THE WENDY’S WINDOW PUSSY – This is the girl you pick up around
12:30a.m when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming
so she is waiting by the door. You don’t have to beep the horn or
call her from the car cause she knows the deal. She usually is not
the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public
places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends.
There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late
for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she evens gets into
the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship,
because that might spoil the mood.
THE CONQUERED PUSSY – This is the girl who teased you for about two
or three years and finally you get your chance and you please the
pussy in a way it has never been pleased before. Now you have this
girl calling you and wondering when ya’ll can HOOK UP again. There
is no pussy better then THE CONQUERED PUSSY.
THE ALL INCLUSIVE PUSSY – This when you get all the benefits of sex.
The pussy is yours for the taking. Whether it is night or day, still
in her church dress type pussy. The pussy smells like roses even
after sex and tastes better than candy. Not only is the pussy yours
whenever or wherever you want it, she give you ALL the sexual favors
you can imagine. The head is tremendous, the kind that you write
your niggas in jail about and she can handle the dick when you hit
it from the back. To top it off, she is not scared to take it in the
ass. This is in close running with THE CONQUERED PUSSY for the best
pussy to ever get.
THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY – This is the pussy you met on the last trip
you and the fellas took. She only keeps in touch via email and she
does not want a long distance relationship. She visits only at your
discretion and always comes alone but is willing to bring a friend.
She is number one when you go back to that city and only wants to
have lunch to catch up on missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY
is necessary for the traveling single man.
THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY – This is the girl you call when you need to
let some loose. You decide to call her when your day at work is
miserable. You may even set this up before leaving work or on the
way home. The only reason for this activity to take place is to get
your mind off of other things. Afterwards you might think to
yourself and say why did I just do that. The girl who is receiving
the dick doesn’t mind cause she doesn’t get much action to begin
with. THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY is sometimes THE WENDY’S WINDOW PUSSY.
THE FREQUENT FLIER PUSSY – This is the girl you know is fucking
around, but you just don’t care. She has lubrications that are
halfway used already. She always has condom wrappers in her bathroom
trash and beer in the fridge. The only reason why you keep fucking
is because it’s good, she’s not bad looking and there could never be
a relationship. It has not been proven, but she could have fucked
one of the guys you use to go to school with. The pussy is not
loose, but it is not THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY. I’ll get to that
TIME TO GO PUSSY – This is the pussy that when the pants come off
her you can smell the nahh nahh! Fellas if this happens it is not
even worth the two bars of soap it will take to get rid of the
stench off your dick. This occurs with girls you bring home from the
club, so to avoid this, take a good whiff while in the car with her
or better yet invite her to take a shower with you.
THE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT PUSSY – This is the girl everyone expects
you to fuck. You haven’t touched her cause she either has a big
mouth, lives next door or is a close friend of the family’s
relative. There is also the chance that she is all three. She is
cute but you know the consequences. She continues to tease you with
the pussy and at any moment when the both of you are alone, she lets
you know she wants to fuck. The best thing to do is fuck her friend.
Last but not least………
THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY – This is the girl that you fucked only
one time cause she could not handle the dick. No matter the position
you tried, she complains that it hurts. Not only is she screaming
like you are murdering the woman, but she puts her hands on your
hips so that you can’t get your full stroke on. It’s like fucking
with half of your dick. She does not know the proper way to suck
dick so there is no pleasure there. and doggy style to her is just
Snoop’s first album.
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